Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Lady-Grooming Secrets Revealed

The evening before Lisa Vanderpump receives her star on the Palm Springs Walk of Stars, she holds a celebratory dinner. Talk turns, as it often does, to pubic hair. "I don't understand the Brazilian thing," says Lisa Rinna. "Don't look at me, I've got it down to my knees for God's sake," says Lisa Vanderpump. » 12/17/14 10:40am 12/17/14 10:40am

The Voice Finale Was Great If You're Super into Adam Levine

Pharrell and Gwen Stefani got off to strong starts on The Voice, yet somehow tonight we've reached Part One of the finale, the performances, and Adam Levine is coach to three of the four finalists. Which means we get to hear Adam duet with three of the four finalists. Hope you like falsetto! » 12/16/14 10:40am 12/16/14 10:40am

Mama Joyce Remains at Large on Real Housewives of Atlanta

Last week, we learned the sad news that Kandi's mother-in-law, Miss Sharon, passed away suddenly after a stroke. In this week's episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, we learned that one of her final acts was threatening to punch Mama Joyce in the mouth should the two encounter each other again. » 12/15/14 11:10am 12/15/14 11:10am

Everybody on Nashville Has Lost Their Shit

This was Nashville's mid-season finale and the drama was on such overload that you might call it absurd except for the fact that it was SO GOOD: Someone's floating face-down in a pool! Someone possibly has cancer! Someone's getting married! Someone's NOT getting married! Someone (a lady!) gets punched in the face!… » 12/11/14 9:45am 12/11/14 9:45am

Giggy Vanderpump Is a Never Nude on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Through the years we've all seen Lisa Vanderpump's Pomeranian, Giggy, wear a variety of elaborate ensembles, some with Elizabethan collars. This is necessitated in part by Giggy's alopecia, but last night we learned the shocking truth that Giggy is, in fact, a never nude. » 12/10/14 10:30am 12/10/14 10:30am

Closeted Cowboy Astounded by Concept of Gay Relationships on Nashville

When closet case/cowboy/country singer/hunky reality TV star Will Lexington watches two dudes kissing in public at a music festival, he acts as if he's seen a unicorn. His shock is only exacerbated when he learns, after propositioning one of them, that they are in an actual relationship! » 12/04/14 9:10am 12/04/14 9:10am

Lisa Rinna’s Marriage Secret Is Porn on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin have been married for 17 years, and on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa is finally spilling their secret for success: "Nobody I know watches porn. They're all grossed out by it, like, oh my God how could you watch porn? I go, well how could you not?" » 12/03/14 10:10am 12/03/14 10:10am

Sign of Apocalypse: Real Housewives of Atlanta Now Quoting Shakespeare

Occasionally, one might make the mental note that the Real Housewives franchise is vaguely Shakespearean, and then file that note away under "Don't tell anyone I thought that." Who but the Bard, however, could adequately capture Kenya's feelings regarding accusations of whoredom? » 11/24/14 9:10am 11/24/14 9:10am

Lisa Rinna Is a Marvel on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

The season five Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premiere featured the return of RHOBH OGs as guests at Kyle's White Party. But who gives a rat about Maloof's Hoofs when we have LISA EFFING RINNA dropping lines like, "I'm an entertainer, you know. I'm an actor/entertainer. I don't know what the fuck I am, really." » 11/19/14 9:15am 11/19/14 9:15am

Contestant Flubs, Recovers, Remains Pissed on The Voice

The beauty/horror of a live competition show is that anything can happen. While that mostly takes the form of either amazing or rancid belty notes, sometimes you come in two beats early, as Luke Wade did last night. And sometimes, if you're Blake Shelton, Adam Levine makes suggestive jokes about your mom. » 11/18/14 9:30am 11/18/14 9:30am

Kenya Vindicated, Apollo Admits to Lying on Real Housewives of Atlanta

With an eight-year prison sentence looming, Phaedra's husband, Apollo, must figure that things can't get much worse. And so he apologizes to Kenya for lying to everyone IN THE WORLD about her trying to get into his pants. In the words of Peter Thomas, "You know we have to apologize to this chick because we've been… » 11/17/14 9:15am 11/17/14 9:15am

The Nashville Crossover with Dancing with the Stars Nobody Wanted

While Nashville is a show that's at least in part about music, and Dancing with the Stars is a show that at least in part has music…this is weird, isn't it? And if ABC was going to insist on making it happen, couldn't they at least give us Carlton? » 11/13/14 9:45am 11/13/14 9:45am

Teresa Invites Andy Cohen to Visit Her in Jail on Real Housewives of NJ

We have finally made it to the last episode of the last reunion special of Teresa Giudice's career as a Real Housewife. And though four-fifths of Teresa regrets ever coming on this show, it's oddly reassuring to hear her tell Andy Cohen that sure, he can visit her in prison. Maybe he'll even bring "Mazel" rocks… » 11/12/14 2:10pm 11/12/14 2:10pm

What Number Do We Call to Vote Adam Levine Off The Voice?

We've reached the Live Rounds of The Voice, and if this show is a) as committed to democracy as it claims to be; b) going to start off the episode with a performance of Maroon 5's new single, then it is our constitutional right to be afforded a mechanism by which to eliminate Adam Levine. Maybe that's what the app… » 11/11/14 9:30am 11/11/14 9:30am