Vicki Explains What Gay "Looks Like" on Real Housewives of OC Reunion

Vicki Gunvalson has had a fairly mellow Housewives season, maintaining relative calm and largely avoiding conflict. This has left her with more time to hone her craft of being offensive on a global scale, as in this clip when a viewer asks her to expound upon what gay "looks like." » 8/26/14 10:30am Tuesday 10:30am

Someone Finally Calls Tamra a Sociopath on Real Housewives of OC

Lizzie may have bored the crap out of us for much of this season, but she surely speaks the truth when saying, "If you look at the top red flags of a sociopath, Tamra's got a couple of them down pat." Though honestly, if we give the finale dinner party a close viewing, who among the OC Housewives doesn't? » 8/19/14 10:25am 8/19/14 10:25am

Tamra Quite Gloriously Gets Called on Her Shit on Real Housewives of OC

If there's one thing that OC Housewives and Balinese monkeys can agree upon, it's that Tamra Judge is the worst. Even pedicure fish can't stand the taste of her feet! And when confronted by their collective ire, Tamra takes the dignified route by running away screaming, "You will never see my face again, goodbye! Fuck… » 8/12/14 9:00am 8/12/14 9:00am

Jim of Real Housewives of New Jersey Widely Considered a Bitch

So, sure, there are many problematic things rolled up into the fact that Dina called Amber's husband Jim a bitch, complete with the follow-up, "Shove it up his ass, Amber." But what are we, as people with IQs over twelve, supposed to do with the fact that Jim was, in fact, kind of acting like a bitch? » 8/11/14 10:45am 8/11/14 10:45am

Real Housewives of NY Defame Harper Lee, Work Andy Cohen's Last Nerve

Because a rehash of hashtag-bookgate isn't dramatic enough on its own merits, Aviva Drescher has the nerve to sully the fine reputation of To Kill a Mockingbird writer-girl Harper Lee by claiming that Truman Capote was her ghostwriter. Somewhere in Alabama, Ms. Lee ripped off her prosthetic leg and threw it at the TV. » 8/06/14 10:25am 8/06/14 10:25am

Real Housewives of Orange County Sexually Harass Balinese Elephants

As if Balinese elephants have not suffered enough indignity by having to haul around screaming white ladies on their backs! And being forced to play harmonicas—poorly!—while doing so! Now they must face Tamra Judge shrieking, "Look he's got his lipstick out! Oh my God that is the biggest wiener I've ever seen!"… » 8/05/14 10:30am 8/05/14 10:30am

Real Housewives of NJ Honor First Responders With Hair-Pulling Brawl

What better way to pay tribute to our nation's first responders than with an event featuring slutty outfits, hunks of hair ripped out and thrown on the table, accusations of pencil dickery and dumb fuckery, and Juicy Joe asking a police officer, "Are you a real police officer?" Bobby has sure thrown himself a… » 8/04/14 8:00am 8/04/14 8:00am

Real Housewives of NY Display Moderate to Severe Delusions at Reunion

In a strictly clinical sense, it is very difficult to determine for certain which of Aviva, Sonja and Ramona is the most bonkers. Happily, the first installment of the Real Housewives of New York reunion provides us with additional evidence involving the Bible, Grey Gardens, and inhalers, as well as other notable… » 7/30/14 11:15am 7/30/14 11:15am

Real Housewives of OC Talk Lesbian Honeymoons, Anal Preferences

It is not only appropriate but necessary that before heading to a collective all-girls honeymoon/anniversary celebration in Bali, The Real Housewives of Orange County would discuss whose back door is open for business. And which of them is amenable "when she's drunk," according to her partner? » 7/29/14 10:55am 7/29/14 10:55am

Aviva Rips Off and Throws Her Leg on Real Housewives of NY Finale

Let's make one thing perfectly clear: We are all lucky to be alive at a time when Vassar graduate Aviva Drescher, while at Le Cirque, proclaims, "The only thing that is artificial or fake about me is THIS!" and rips off her prosthetic leg, slams it on the table, then throws it at someone. Say what you will, but this… » 7/23/14 10:50am 7/23/14 10:50am